I almost hate the Subway ad team more than I do Mayor Brainard

So the "Five Dollar Footlong" commercials were annoying as hell when the Japanese chick running from Godzilla and the hula girls held their hands a foot apart to denote the delicious deal that is the Five $ Footlong sub sandwich at Subway. Whatever.

Then they had the choirs and dancers accosting customers at ordering counters. That was really stupid.

Now they have people who can't even sing doing the commercials? Who thought having tone-deaf yahoos and people who couldn't carry a tune in an Ipod (do you like that, the update of the "carrying a tune in a bucket" saying? Came up with that myself) was a good idea? Weren't these commercials bad enough a year ago? If I thought it would work, I'd suggest a boycott of Subway until they ceased and desisted.

I'm tired of it. Aren't you?

Even the friggin' Taco Bell Chihuahua wasn't this bad, even at the very end of his run.

Jesus, please deliver us from the Subway morons. Bring back Jerod if You have to. But make that damn song disappear and turn the composers into pillars of salt. Thank You.